Saturday 4 August 2012

aug 4 - round 1


There has been a lack of updates over the last bit. For anyone who actually cares sorry about that... summer time, you know? Lots of work, a bit of play, checking out the Olympics and a ballgame or two, some beaching and a mean sunburn. But, I haven't seen Batman yet… but here a sweet pic of the Toronto harbour I took last night, so yous know I'm not just sitting at home watching re-runs of Seinfeld. Even though I do do that.


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Alright, back to work:


Retired porn starlet Jenna Jameson has put her considerable, hrmmm, assets to work, backing Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney. She announced her support for the candidate at a San Francisco strip club. "I'm very looking forward to a Republican back in office. When you're rich you want a Republican in office." Interesting for a woman who has done several campaigns for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which doesn't exactly mesh with the views of Republicans. Not to mention the whole Seamus Romney ordeal, where Mitt's family dog took a ride on the car roof, calling on animal rights activists to picket at many Romney events. Mitt also hasn't been a friend to the porn industry in the past, going as far as to vow that he will "vigorously" crack down on pornographers while in the White House. Ron Jeremy spoke a little more eloquently than Jameson on the upcoming election, saying he will be voting for Obama but this Mitt "means well." "I think he's a good man. I think the fact that he's such an amazing father proves a lot. I give him a lot of credit. He's raised some good sons. When a man is a really, really good father, that's very important." Will Romney/Jameson unseat Obama/Jeremy in 2012? Stay tuned.
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Dude! You won't believe who's trying to be my friend on Facebook? She's super hot. 6'3", blonde, has 38DD breasts and is into all the same things I am! How crazy is that? If she looks like the aforementioned Jenna Jameson and wants to be your friend then you are being hit up by a spam account. There is 83 million fake Facebook accounts out there, some quite malicious that can make your account send out virus filled messages without you even knowing about. Others are duplicate accounts for people who are too cool for school and have reached the maximum allowance of 5000 friends.  There's another few million peeps who have way, way too much time on their hands and have created profiles for their pet or baby. Facebook says all these go against the company's terms, saying that pet profiles should be created as pages, and that if you have 5000 Facebook friends then you probably don't have too many in real life so you should look into that.
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A woman from British Columbia was surfing craigslist, probably to find a used waffle iron, only to find that her new baby was available for sale on the online classifieds website. She has posted the picture on Facebook but did not adjust her privacy setting to make her pictures available to friends only. The picture was stolen, then reposted, showing that if you aren't careful with the information you make available on your profile, shit happens. And this isn't even the worst case scenario, that being complete identity theft. This isn't the first baby post on the site either. A woman in Dallas tried to actually sell her child on the same site. So the ad in BC was fake, which could lead to mischief charges when and if the RCMP find the perpetrator, who also has a dead dog available for purchase. It's obviously someone's idea of a joke, but if anyone actually answered either of the ads they might want to take a look into those folks..
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Older and wiser? Snoop Dogg announced on Monday that he has converted to Rastafarianism and will be changing his name to Snoop Lion since referring to someone or yourself as a dog is considered quite insulting in their culture. Snoop visited Jamaica in February (there is even a documentary that shows the transformation), and said he was born-again. He is also well versed in a chief Rasta sacrament "ganja" or marijuana to us North Americans, which "creates peaceful feelings and communal harmony." I hope Snoop didn't put his head up his ass by saying he was the re-incarnation of Bob Marley. He says he will now make music his kids and grandparents can listen to, dropping his first reggae album called "Reincarnated" this fall.
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A sweet unidentified lady from China was upset that drivers always zipped through the crosswalk near her house, and with the police doing nothing about, she took matters into her own hands. On the tree next to the sidewalk she tied a blow up sex doll to the tree in hopes of slowing drivers down at the mere sight of a potential date. It seems to have worked out for her, based on the photo with stopped motorbikes and onlookers. In a related story, the elderly woman's son, who on a trip to see his resourceful mother, was mortified to see his longtime girlfriend tied up to a tree and has filed a report with police, who again did nothing saying "she just looked, based on facial expressions, really surprised the whole time." This is the second time the China has been in the news about sex dolls since last month 18 officers spent the better part of an hour rescuing a blow up doll from a river thinking it was a drowning woman. 
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